hex-girlfriend:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

i only wish this was longer

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littlelionmonster:

imnotjailbait:

#shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

Omg I love you

(Source: sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp)

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humansofnewyork:

"You can make about 75% more money with a cat on your head than you can with a cat on your shoulder."

humansofnewyork:

"You can make about 75% more money with a cat on your head than you can with a cat on your shoulder."

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ladycatpillow:

boujiebabe:

evnw:

 

both traumatic and the funniest thing

Me baby

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morefunthanbeingsad:

lmao what possible reason could he have for holding a cigar?

morefunthanbeingsad:

lmao what possible reason could he have for holding a cigar?

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